A few questions came to mind when I saw these pictures I took of Zach playing with his new favorite toy; a basketball hoop that makes crowd noises when the hoop is pushed down.
1. When did my child become a huge chunk ball? He was long and skinny at birth and now look at those cankles and wrist rolls!
2. Why does his onesie look like a worn out undershirt? Could I not find some bleach that day?
3. And why don’t people think it is cute when my thighs look so round and mushy? No one is trying squeeze those and coo “Oooo sweet baby”. No one.